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No Redneck Left Behind books

No Redneck Left Behind

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If you've ever had a job that paid daily, or you've been fired from a construction job because of appearance, or there are three generations of your family currently working at McDonalds, No Redneck Left Behind is the gift book for you. Let's face it. You might be a redneck if . . . You were ever fired for shooting spitballs. The family business requires a lookout. Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand. You've ever been promoted to dishwasher. You've spent more time on parole than on payroll. You work at the 99¢ store for the employee discount. The only diploma you have on your wall is from DUI school. Your medical plan is not to get sick. You park in handicapped spaces based on your SAT scores. Your savings account is the ashtray in your truck. Type: Paperback () Category: Books > Humor ISBN / UPC: 9781401602314/1401602312 Publish Date: 4/1/2006 Item No: 96033 Vendor: Thomas Nelson

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